Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here while Leonard's Skyping with his girlfriend.
Penny: No problem. It's like we're an old married couple. Me reading, you reading..
Sheldon: If we were a married couple, the wife would serve iced tea and Snickerdoodles.
Penny: I don't have iced tea and Snickerdoodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store..
Penny: I want a divorce..
Sheldon: Good. Go to the lawyer and pick up some tea and cookies.
She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend– Dr. Sheldon Cooper (via yosoylavozdelavidaydelamuerte)
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